i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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