Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I love you.
Bad choice
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