marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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