I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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