we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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