windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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