Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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