you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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