glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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