I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.â€
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