I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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