I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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