She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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