My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize