What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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