i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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