East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We got so high we made milksteak
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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