You just made me feel so damn special
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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