Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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