I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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