absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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