Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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