nut hugger
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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