He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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