the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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