so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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