New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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