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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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