It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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