we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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