I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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