you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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