I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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