YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize