He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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