question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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