You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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