You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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