bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
foreskin is a definite game changer
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
