google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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