My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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