we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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