i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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