he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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