Me too!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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