therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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