I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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