I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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