they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Randomize
