she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I forget how to act sober
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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