i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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