It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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