Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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