I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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