Only a mothe r could love this liver
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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