the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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