I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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