I wish I could teleport
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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