Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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